Stella The Mistress, My Best Friend Now...

How shall i start?

I'm a 17 year old lady, living in the beautiful city of Bath(: I have an interest in photography & fashion - doesn't everyone these days tho? recently dropped out of school, whether that was a good choice or not.. im yet to make my mind up!i just miss sitting in the common room, listening to the usual crappy 'gangster rap' the 'lads' ( - i use that term rather loosely!) tend to put on & having a gossip with the girls about the sordid events of the previous saturday night!
i didn't think id ever miss the common room though, with its mud splattered walls, swarms of flies & hair covered seats - yes, HUMAN hair!! : ewww.
the best time to be in there was definately at tuck time!
this is when the sixth-forms all time favourite dinner lady - Bev,would quite literally, waddle along the quad pushing a rattling trolley filled with greasy delights!


- toast,bacon sarnies,pizza,doughnuts,chicken wraps,deep fried hashbrowns , you name it! Bev would have it ;]
everyone would hear her coming & moan when she was a few minutes late ''ahh Bev where've you been? i'm starrrvingg!!''
as soon as the Common room door swung open and the smell wafted through the whole common room would charge towards her & form a que.
My daily 10:55am purchase was a bacon sarnie & a packet of hashbrowns , when i say 'packet' it was merely a small paper bag that may aswel have been non-existant as the grease from the fried hashbrowns would cover it , making the paper stick so you'll end up munching that aswel. (N)


As you can imagine.. i must have gained half a stone a day whilst being at school!
hmm, one good thing about dropping out then will have to be i eat about 2000 less calories!
because i wake up so late in the day, what with me being a full-time bum .. it means i don't get hungry till around 3:30pm , so then i'll usually just grab a ham sandwich - (i'm too much of a fussy eater & have had JUST ham in my sandwich for the majority of days i've spent living on the planet, but i don't even get bored of it!)


I'm currently looking for a job & have applied EVERYWHERE! - Warehouse,Real Italian Pizza,Real Italian Ice cream, Hands Deli,Eric Snooks,Early Learning Centre,Jojo Maman Bebe,Office etc..
ohhmylord! I EVEN APPLIED AT QS! (you must have one near you?) suuuper cheap,skanky clothes shop? that was the bloody cherry on the top WHEN THEY NEVER BOTHERED TO GET BACK TO ME!


it was social suicide. Killed me just walking through the door.
blimey, who knows ? next stop .. MACCY DZZZ? :
eurgh, hopefully it won't come to that.


my latest effort is to be a Receptionist in Abbey Hotel , 40 hour week : .. shoot me?
i'll be loooaded though, & that's all i'm really thinking about at the moment... all the clothes i could buy,spending money for my girly holiday to Portugal, booze money etc :D

i don't think i've had more than £20 to my name since , sayyyy February?
seriously BADTIMES.



You might be wondering what all the Stella The Mistress stuffs about?
well its a title of a song by my ULTIMATE favourite band.
which i'll forever be in love with, till the day i die :D
They're unsigned.. which i obviously think is absolutely WRONG!
& come from Kent.
called 'Underground Heroes' & i first saw/heard them back iiiinn 2007? when i saw them supporting Lily Allen at a local gig i went too (was amazing! when i say local, i mean literally down the road haha) & yeah, i've loved them ever since!
they played Bath again - Moles club , which i absooo love.. haha my friends hate it cos its really not their scene.. its like grungeyy & dingey, but i love the atmosphere there & its right up my street . The fact that a double vodka + mixer is only £2 .. is simply an extra ;]


so needless to say, i'm always wasted when i go there!
oh & they have an awesome cheese night on tuesdays! ^_^ squeeeeze the cheese!!
ahh, reminds me ! they used to put on a 'ladies night' every monday - before it got made illegal and the laws changed :( [ ANOTHER REASON WHY I HATE POLITICS ! aha]
this is when it was only a tenner for the girls to get in & they get given a wristband which entitles to them to anyyy free drinks all night, i had a quadruple vodka lemon & lime once - didn't do it again in a hurry !!
the men just get everything cheaper, but obvo don't get a wristband!


hmm, anyway.. back to the band!! that gig was one of the best nights of my life!
eventho it was almost empty in there.. & i was going crazy on my own cos my friend went and literally passed out in the corner (N), it was still amazing! i was so so drunk & ended up getting up onto the stage with them , singing down the microphone with my FUTURE LOVER [even if it kills me.] JAK!! - bass player .
& met all the band, got photos etcc had a chat ! (L)


here's a photo of me & Jak, i've never looked more messy in all my life, so please don't judge (:
tho it has to be said. We make a PURE cute couple ^_^






i was OVERLY sweaty & really quite out of it! >.<
& it wasnt even just my own sweat.. when i got photos with them & hugs etc ..all their sweat literally dripped from their head and onto mine!! eww haha , at the time i said ''i'll never wash again'' :D
(not half as sweaty as i got from seeing Chase & Status' set tho - i also love dub & dnb ;] ahah)


that's about all i've got to say.
I only done this cos Cat made me! & sorry for going completely off on a tangent .. well i don't even think i started with a 'focus' anyway.
Literally just sat here & rambled for about an hour? maybe more (:
all i know is that my fingers are kinda aching & my eyes are starting to sting!
also ive lost all control of my spelling and grammar! so please excuse.




i think i mentioned i like Fashion?






well here's one of me at my best :D . . .



my Mum took this , i was cutting the grass on my Grandad's OTT-NO NEED, lawnmower!


& i thought id just upload it to show off my gorrrrgeous Gucci sweatpants, limited edition Chanel T-shirt & my sexyyyy George @ Asda socks :D


- jealous,yeah?


Don't hate me 'cause you 'aint me ;]





TTYN,


XOXO = Paris Hilton is my bestie, i won the Tv Show!